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Sep
albus severus: dear mum and dad
albus severus: i was in the library today
albus severus: reading a book about previous heads of hogwarts
albus severus: and i would just like to say
albus severus: are you fucking serious
albus severus: i demand a name change immediately
albus severus: just literally anything else please
albus severus: fucking dobby kreacher potter for all i care
albus severus: sorry for swearing i just
albus severus: bloody hell
albus severus: yours sincerely,
albus severus: aragog fang potter or some shit
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02
Sep

thorhead:

do you think when johnny depp agrees to be in a movie with a different director he goes home at night and tim burton is just there with his face pressed against the window and johnny has to close the curtains to avoid feeling guilty

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02
Sep

like-lucy-in-the-sky:

fwips:

like-lucy-in-the-sky:

why are the bad guys’ horses always menacing and demonic too like

is there some kind of horse breeder for evil villains

come to uncle jim’s evil horse stables: for all your villainous horseriding needs

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aR E YOU THE REASON THIS IS GETTING SO MANY NOTES 

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Sep
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02
Sep

beautyyytime:

Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart

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Sep
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Sep

janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

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02
Sep

narglesinthevortex:

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

Is that fall out boy

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02
Sep
sweet-bitsy:

We’re in the year of 2014 and only now have we gotten photographic evidence of dragons petting cats

sweet-bitsy:

We’re in the year of 2014 and only now have we gotten photographic evidence of dragons petting cats

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Sep
agentotter:

jacobtheloofah:

no but the best part is how he got the name:
his name was originally “potatoes,” and his owner, willoughby bertie, told the stable lad who helped him to write the horse’s name on a feed bin. the boy misheard it as, literally “pot-eight-o’s” and wrote it with 8 o’s. bertie found it so funny that he kept that as the horses name.

This is the most beautiful horse-related story I’ve ever heard.

agentotter:

jacobtheloofah:

no but the best part is how he got the name:

his name was originally “potatoes,” and his owner, willoughby bertie, told the stable lad who helped him to write the horse’s name on a feed bin. the boy misheard it as, literally “pot-eight-o’s” and wrote it with 8 o’s. bertie found it so funny that he kept that as the horses name.

This is the most beautiful horse-related story I’ve ever heard.

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02
Sep
sansaspark:

magconbabe-matt:

This shit better work

HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE

sansaspark:

magconbabe-matt:

This shit better work

HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE

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02
Sep
lemopi:

salsamanders:

whoa we’re half way there

what

lemopi:

salsamanders:

whoa we’re half way there

what
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02
Sep
lemopi:

salsamanders:

whoa livin on a prayer

OH

lemopi:

salsamanders:

whoa livin on a prayer

OH
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Sep
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Sep

eyrefan:

ruinedchildhood:

"nah it works just don’t touch it"

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I don’t like this at all. It makes my anxious heart so very worried.

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