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Emma Watson attends an event for women at the Parliament in Uruguay (September 17, 2014)
Coming up with schemes with your best friend
Was this movie even real
HOW DOES AN 80 YEAR OLD WOMAN HAVE THE SAME CARDIO AS FIT ATHLETIC MUSCLE MAN THIS SHOW MAN
a dude turned into a llama and you’re questioning why an old lady is as fit as a muscly guy
a mystery wrapped in an enigma drizzled with conundrum
see that bit of grey, faded text? mystery solved.
Assassin’s Creed screams in the distance
someone write a youth fantasy novel about this damn thing
Maybe if you were you would have found the horcruxes sooner, Harry
"After wrapping Guardians of the Galaxy I was very homesick and I was coming home to my wife and my son, who at the time was 13 months old. My wife told me ‘Hey, listen there’s a chance he may not recognize you and he may be a little shy’ and so I came in there, and he just sat right up and had this big smile on his face. He started saying ‘Daddy, daddy, daddy!’ and I just started to cry. He saw the tears in my eyes and started doing bits to make me laugh and that just made me cry more."
- Chris Pratt on the best day of his life.
this has to be the worst picture ever taken of a football player
i think you mean the best
hairdresser: what do you want me to do?
me: just a trim thanks
hairdresser: no problem
just watched concrete try and fail to fit into this napkin holder for the past five minutes, now he’s just been standing with his front paws in it looking mad and tired
are you kidding
you named your fucking cat concrete